Grape Juice

I was reminded about a certain person who while I was growing up who told me that,
"Jesus didn't turn the water in to real wine, It was really just grape juice, Jesus wouldn't do that kind of thing because wine leads to evil acts."

So I thought I would correct the bible in several areas. Obviously whoever translated the bible didn't have this important wine/grape juice information.

Genesis 9:20,21 (HHB) (harry's heretical blogging) concerning Noah.

Noah, a man of the soil, proceeded to plant a vineyard. When he drank some of its grape juice, he became drunk and lay uncovered inside his tent.

Moral: no more grape juice while camping with the family, talk about awkward.

Leviticus 10:9
Concerning The priests
"You and your sons are not to drink Grape Juice whenever you go into the Tent of Meeting, or you will die. This is a lasting ordinance for the generations to come.

Moral: Oh crap I took communion last sunday

1st Samuel 1:17

and said to her, "How long will you keep on getting drunk? Get rid of your Grape Juice."

Obviousy this grape juice stuf is more potent than I originally thought.

And my personal Favorite

Song of Solomon 7:2

Your navel is a rounded goblet that never lacks blended Grape Juice. Your waist is a mound of wheat encircled by lilies.


ummmmmm

Well that's all for now, I dare you to find some better verses referring to the grape juice.